Дата публикации: 2017-06-11 22:18
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“What I feel like—’cause I wanna be married, of course—I feel like the type of girl I would be with is a fellow superhero. So we get that ‘already flying and now we’re just flying together’ thing.” — Kanye West
The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I 8767 m singing Fergilicious and it 8767 s at the part where she says 8775 I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he 8767 s my witness 8776 I can point to him and he 8767 ll do the little 8776 wooOOH 8776 part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it 8767 s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think
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Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you 8767 re paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up. And she 8767 s a drinker. Sex isn 8767 t guaranteed after that. If I 8767 m interested, I 8767 ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren 8767 t shallow. A plus if you wear my mom 8767 s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I 8767 m 6ft& 9inches. Those are 7 measurements.
Don’t stretch the truth, even on minor details. “Let’s say you're five-foot-ten, but you decide you’ll seem hotter if you say you’re six-foot-one,” Robinson says. “It may be a superficial detail, but if/when your date notices you fudged the numbers, she’ll wonder what else you sugarcoated. It’s not about the inch or two it’s a sense that you’re insecure enough to be lying. You shoot yourself in the foot immediately.”
On our first date I will carve our initials into a tree. It 8767 s the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife.
There are myriad of dating sites on which you can cast your line to do a little love fishing. While many of said online matchmaking entities equate “attraction” with a mathematical equation, Nerve Dating (an off-shoot of the sex/dating/culture site, ), has incorporated social media conventions into their platform that allow soulmate searchers to create connections via interactive conversations, rather than simply writing essays, checking off endless lists, and hoping for the best.
I 8767 m grown up but not grown, grown. Which means I know how to ride a di** but I 8767 m still not sure how taxes work.